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Jul

17

Jul

sixpenceee:

Perdition is a atmospheric and story-driven game.  Set in a metallic wasteland of death and decay, the player takes the role of an android who has “awakened,” achieving free thought and self-awareness. Players can explore what remains of the world, choosing whether to obey or disobey the commands of an unforgiving, sadistic god. There are 4 possible endings.

"Left/Right" - Movement
"X" - Jump
"C" - Attack (later on)
"P" - Pause

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mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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Entitled

Me:
This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:
Why?
Me:
Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:
And?
Me:
And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:
Touche

Entitled

Me:
This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:
Why?
Me:
Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:
And?
Me:
And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:
Touche
majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me

majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me

(Source: homersenemy)

jamesgeoghegan:

cutie-hanji-zoe:



officially my favorite post 

jamesgeoghegan:

cutie-hanji-zoe:

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officially my favorite post 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

obamasaur:

going to bed after watching a scary movie

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(Source: meowthed)

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

shae-elizabeth:

karmarsi:

thebookofages:

urainiumbombs:

ohheytayla:

ewitsgeo:

alexandertalisker:

jumpingpuddles:

The Incredibles (2004)

DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…

No wonder why she attacked him.

I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…

Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?

RIDING HER.

welp

Oh.

holy shit

extrarouge:

me in public when I’m alone..

(Source: goldenstories)

maclonna:

carlosthatsmyname:

How to lose your job in 2 seconds.

i love this so much because you can tell the exact moment when she realized “holy shit that’s madonna”

maclonna:

carlosthatsmyname:

How to lose your job in 2 seconds.

i love this so much because you can tell the exact moment when she realized “holy shit that’s madonna”

ilikcheez:

xaldien:

chubbymon:

madmaxinabox:

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

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16

Jul

dazedfox:

are you seeing this?

(Source: zay4ik)

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat)